valentines day

More like Armageddon. What to say about this movie. It was probably one of the biggest disappointments of the year, especially coming from director Gary Marshall, who also made classics like Pretty Woman and Laverne and Shirley. There were way too many characters in this movie that we didn't even get a chance to give a shit about with happens to them. The movie only made million because Bradley Coopers pretty face was all over the trailers. Apparently Julia Roberts was in the movie a total of 6 minutes and she made 3 million for it. Thats so bogus. Also taylor Swift may be able to sing, but her acting skills are about as believable as me being black. Jessica Biel's character on the other hand reminded me of a certain friend I know well, Miss Kathryn Wolff. She spends her life hating the idea of Valentine's Day and everything that encompasses it. Sort of like Katy chugging beers and toasting to the end of the world in 2 short years, or for her 2 very long years. The only saving grace in this movie was, of course, my girl Jennifer Garner. What I wouldn't do to be her. She's just perfect. This movie was a wannabe "He's Just Not That Into You," yet completely missed the target. Spending ten minutes per storyline doesn't get the point across. Yet, somehow they have already green lit a sequel called New Years Eve, which will still make millions from girls wishing for love or need an excuse to live through the characters to pretend they have love. Hopefully the movie will premiere in 2013 so we won't be on this earth to get a chance to see it.

How much surgery do you think I need to look like her? Heidi Montag style?